A friend of mine writes the blog A Cannoli in Seattle which is lots of fun. She had this post a bit ago that I thought was just fiction. Well, after some checking, turns out its an account of recent events (but it sure reads like a story).
"Jessica? Did you want me? Are you ok?" she said as she rounded the corner to find her roommate collapsed on the couch - half sitting with her upper body half laying on the cushion next to a large bowl twice the size of her face.
"I threw up in the peanuts..." Jessica murmured in a faint whine. "It's rather tragic."
I was rolling with laughter. Have a look.