A Misquote by the Misses

Yeah yeah yeah, I'm blogging about my wife's blog - Bite me.  She deserves the plug.

On too business, in her most recent post she pays homage to bull shitters.  She makes reference to a quote (of mine) and I'd like to correct it.  The accurate quote is:

...don't even bother, I can make it up slightly faster than you can ask it.

For bonus points, the blog is a photo blog... can anyone tell me what the text in the image is associated with?

This is my favorite of her recent snaps.

Photo used without permission