The way to the loo at my favorite Irish Bar

There is a great, great Irish bar out here in Astoria called The Quays.  You can scuttle off and find the mentions and what not.  Frankly, I don't want you to find it.  But if you doubt it's a fantastic bar I have two things for you: 1) for some reason the Smithwicks on tap there tastes better than anywhere else I've had it and 2) Here is the view at the top of the stairs down to the bathroom.

Yeah, that's money.